So it has finally happened. The day I was dreading is here…today. I have been worried about the big 5-0 for so long and now that it is here, it’s not as bad as I thought. Ok so I am the oldest mom at kindergarten pick up. I will definitely be older than my princess’ teacher next year and probably every other year after that. But so what. I mean what can I do about it. Turning 50 is way better than the alternative. And as my sister said to me recently, it’s just an f***ing number! She also told me to look at pics of our mom and especially grandma at 50. By comparison, I guess we have it pretty good. 50 back then was considered nothing like it is now and look way older than they were. The last thing she said was to not let the number define you. So that’s the plan and I hope to stick to it. I will start by whipping out my new AARP card (expecting it any day now) and start enjoying the discounts.

So in celebration of 50, here are some memorable sayings/tributes for all of us half centurions! Long live 50!!

50…the ultimate F word! (my personal favorite and I will use it often.)

50 is the new…what was I saying?

50…over the hill?!? What hill? Where?

50’s not the end of the world, but you can see it from here.

50 years old: you finally get your head together, and your body has other ideas.

You’re still hot, but only in flashes.

Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.

You finally get your own apartment.

The best side of the bed is the one closest to the bathroom.